Special guest inking spot on panel 1 by Vince Colletta.

(Not true, and also kind of mean, but ah well.)

Man, remember when Iron Man had a secret identity? Remember when he had a nose for a sec? Shit was cray, son, even more than when he was rocking a mullet and remote-piloting the Iron Man from a wheelchair and stuff.

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